Despite all the talk, by Blake and Neuf, of their great evening of skins, everyone present knew the real story of the night. Milt Ostash was back. After missing 4 or 5 weeks because of injury, hunting, fishing, and fear of competition, Mr. Ostash returned. He returned to regale us of tales of his journeys and exploits over the last month. He filled that gap in all of our lives by talking to himself throughout his round. On a night when Brad Benton struggled with a score in the 40's, Milt reassured us that good golf could still be played by carding a 39. He even managed to record closest to the pin on #9. On behalf of all of us, welcome back Milt. Thanks for bringing the joy back to Mens' Night. The one criticism reported of Milt's return was that he refused to play for money. What the critic missed was Milt's new approach to life and golf. After some time away, he realized it isn't about the gambling...it is about the friendship and man-love. While many of us like to wager and do manly things when we play, Milt showed us that it is okay to just to spend time with the guys he cares about. Great job Milt!
In terms of the actual golfing, Blake and Neuf recorded a one-day season record of three skins on Wednesday, winning a total of $60. for wins on #1, ##4, and #7. Brad Benton and Ken Ostash also cashed in on multiple holes, winning $52. for #6 and #9. The deuce pot was won by Robin Kimpinski with the other closest to the pin going to Benton on #5.
I didn't golf myself, but someone was kind enough to leave a written report. I suspect it was Wes, because of the use of capital letters plus the glowing praise for Wes. The report stated that "Wes had an all world par on #1". It continued to describe two tee shots in the bush followed by a third shot out and a fourth into the hole. Certainly impressive...but all-world? In other news, it was reported that Neuf had a laser-guided eagle on #4, chipping in from well off the green. It was said that if it did not hit the pin, his shot likely would have stopped in the middle of the eight fairway. The field reporter also stated that the area adjacent to the eight tee was completely dry, yet there was no sign of Hubey's driver.
This coming Wednesday will be our final mens' night of the year. It is also the 18th time we have had the good fortune to get together on a Wednesday this year...which has to be close to an all-time record. To help toast this successful season, every golfer who shows up will get a complimentary beverage of their choice. The last thing the field reporter said was worth noting. While the comment reeks of ageism and disrespect to our elders, it is still quite fitting. The anonymous writer said "Most of us will only hope to live long enough to see another Mens' Night in October...right Denny and Bird".
Have fun on Wednesday. Remember that you may tee off with your group any time after 5:00 pm. While I need to be at the football game and will miss the golfing, I will be there later for the free drink.
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