Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Mens' Night Starts Tomorrow

Sure it rained today...but the forecast looks promising for tomorrow, the first Mens' Night of 2011.  Dust off your clubs, iron your nicest golf shirt, and pack up those balls you received as Christmas presents.  You may also want to bring some rubber boots and a positive attitude, because the course is likely to be very wet.  My view of holes 3 and 4 today revealed some new water hazards that were not there on Sunday.

Come out and let's get this season started.  There are so many exciting developments, I don't know where to start.  Here are a couple of highlights:
- The Ringer Board will be flighted to allow for additional opportunities for prizes.
- We will introduce a maximum hole score of +3 to speed up play and to minimize damage to self-esteem.
- The new clubhouse staff (under the direction of Butch Derhak) is looking forward to serving you.

For the first night of the year, Ronnie Anderson is bringing out some guests from Oak Lake.  Also, you can watch Neuf play in a cast and check out Wes as he sprays drives all over the course with his new R-11.  You can see the new swing that Milt has, and his even greater emphasis on talking to himself during the round.

For those of you who aren't regular members of the Golf Club, you might consider our special introductory offer for new members.  For $199 you can become a full member for 2011, with unlimited playing privileges including regular Mens' Nights.