Where have all the farmers gone?

What happens if you schedule mens' night...but almost no one comes? Those who show up play anyway. Twelve of us came out on Wednesday. We hit some balls, had a few drinks, and even stayed for a good game of cards.

Unfortunately, twelve is an extremely low turnout. While it makes for a really quiet room when we do the prizes, it also makes for pretty low prize values. Plus, mens' night is one of those social activities where the phrase "the more the merrier" applies. So on behalf of those who were there on Wednesday, I have one request. Please try to finish all of your faming quickly because we need you back.

Last week I mentioned how low attendance often translates into lots of skins being won. Well that trend lasted for one week, because only a single skin was captured this week.  Scott Maynes and Clayton Hunter struck paydirt on #1 winning $20 for their combined -7 score. There was a $120 pot on #6 that went unclaimed despite three birdies. Of the six groups, five scored an 8 to push the hole.

The Anderson twins (Rob and Ron) were closest on #5 and 9 respectively. Neither they, nor anyone else scored a deuce. Speaking of Rob, congratulations on your recent marriage. We have a support group for married men that meets in the club house after mens' night. We gather to talk about our wedded experiences while occasionally playing some cards. You are welcome to join us.

The twelve in attendance did make an important decision about the season money list. We decided that any cash won for a hole-in-one does not count toward the money list. This is the same as we do for the PGA tournament drafts and the ringer board. So the money list has been reset...and Benton is in the lead.

Back to my appeal to the farmers. We need you and your farming friends out for mens' night. I am even willing to drive one of your tractors if it gets you out sooner. I should mention that I know nothing about farming, I cannot distinguish between different types of crops, and I can't drive a standard. I am also allergic to flax and I am uncomfortable around livestock. But if you are willing to take a day or two to teach me how to be a farmer, I am willing to spend an hour or two some morning driving your most expensive piece of farm equipment around one of your fields. Given that it is quite humid lately, it would need to be something with an air conditioned cabin...and maybe satellite radio.