Too Hot for Golf?

A country song from the 90's included a catchy series of lyrics. The singer, Mark Chestnutt, laments how it is "It’s too hot to fish and too hot for golf and too cold at home".

I can't speak of the fishing because I am not much of an angler. My daughter has more experience than me in this regard but she uses chopped up smokies as bait. Perhaps some people might say my house is too cold. I do like it rather cool. In the mornings my windows have condensation on them and my wife seems to always have a sweater or a blanket as a covering.

But could it actually be too hot for golf? Some might say so but I would disagree. Take this past Wednesday for example with it's plus 30 Celsius temperature and humidex near 40. That was nice golfing weather as far a I am concerned.

Sure the clothes got a little sticky. Yes, you had to work a bit to keep your hands dry. But come on. It was a beautiful day. You just needed to stay hydrated. Days like this that require lots of liquid are great for the golf course sales.

I did enjoy the shade when it came and occasionally a light breeze provided some much appreciated cooling. But I would take 22 similar days for a season of Mens' Night and trade in any of those times it rained...or maybe a few of those single digit temperature evenings at the start and end of the season.
I spend enough time looking at the window in the winter at that frigid Manitoba landscape to complain about heat in the summer.

Wednesday even played like rainy day conditions without the rain. The high heat and humidity made the golf course play a little longer because it was damp and soft. The fairways and greens were way more receptive. This made them essentially wider and bigger because your shots didn't bounce into trouble as much.

These nice conditions were definitely good for Brad Benton who carded the low round of the evening with a sizzling 34.  Brad has been the low scorer on previous occasions. If I forget to mention this he complains so I am going out of my way to note it this time. In case you don't know him, here's a picture of Brad. If you see him on the street or at his restaurant tell him "Nice 34 Brad Benton". He'll appreciate it.

While I usually only reference things that happen during the official round, I would like to acknowledge Scott Maynes' practice round when he missed a birdie putt on the last hole but still finished with a 32. Good job Scotty.

It was our 14th Mens' Night of the year. To date, we have had 42 people who have won cash and put themselves on the season money list.

There were 35 golfers this week. Skins only went on two holes. Luke Funk and Brad Benton won $20 on #1 while Rob Eastcott and Dave Gill earned $20 on #7.

Dan Stokes was closest to the pin on #5 while Jamie McCutchin was tightest on #9. Both converted their birdies for the only twos of the night. They split the $52.50 deuce pot.

Brad added a birdie on #1 to go to -6 on the ringer board. That ties him with leader Scott Maynes.

Of course, our 6th annual Horse Race tournament is tomorrow. The weather forecast switched from pretty dismal to maybe not so bad. There may still be some rain but it will likely occur as a heavy but short downpour. Although I would be happy if it stays dry, or at least only rains until 8:50 am and maybe again from 1:00 - 1:20 pm. Even better would be no rain...and maybe plus 30 Celsius temperature with a humidex near 40

Horse Race on Saturday

Our 6th annual horse race tournament is this Saturday, July 23rd. Information about the event is found on the left side of our webpage.

To date we only have 25 golfers registered. Normally we get 45-55. Please check the list to see if you notice anyone who I playing that is not included.

To register, please email Stephen David at sdavid@mts.net or text at 847-0161.

Missing Golf

I don't miss Mens' Night very often...maybe once per year on average. I usually am among the diehards that are never away, no matter the reasons or conditions. However, I have already been absent three times this year. Once was for a family function, another time I was on a golf trip, and this past week I was camping. I enjoyed each of these things immensely...but each of those Wednesday's I was away, at around 6:30 pm, I wished I was back in Shoal Lake.

Part of the reason I hate to miss is I hate to miss anything. It always seems on those rare occasions during which I am away something noteworthy occurs.

This past week was no exception. The threat of rain seemed to scare off almost everyone with only 16 golfers making an appearance. Low numbers bode well for skins and Jamie McCutchin and Brad Benton took advantage winning three holes. Their collective wins on #2, 4, and 6 won them $130.

Skins went on three other holes. Winners included Dale Martin / Ron Susinski ($20 on #1), Scott Martin / Lyle Wilson ($20 on #5), and Kevin Bartram / Jason Hunter ($20 on #7).

Scott Maynes had a hot hand on the par 3's with closest to the holes on both. He converted both birdies for 2/3 of the deuce pot. Dale Martin scored the other two for the final 1/3 share.

Scott's two birdies vaulted him into the lead on the ringer board with a score of -6. Brad Benton moved up one spot to -5 to tie for second place with Scott Martin.

For any fairweather golfers, the forecast looks incredible for Wednesday. Hopefully 30 Celsius and sunny can help us boost our numbers.

The Ace Has Been Caught

I thought I would be writing about some guy in a blue shirt and his hole-in-one. Instead I will start with a shout-out to Robin Kimpinski, who had his number picked and then found that elusive ace-of-spades. His prize was 50% of the pot which gave him $2119. Being the nice guy that he is, he promptly bought everyone a round...before buying Dan another drink because I drank his.

I am writing this fairly quickly after Mens' Night...and fairly early in the morning. I could have done it two hours ago when I first awoke. I have this medical condition that causes me to wake up really early on golf days. One morning on a recent golf trip I got up at 4:18 am. Today is the Fundraiser tournament which is a lot of fun...so I woke early. On a positive note, I have already eaten and cleaned my golf cart.

There were 30 golfers on Wednesday with several of them winning prizes. While none were as big as the Chase the Ace, there still were some good wins.

Skins fell on all but two holes. Winners included Brad Lucy / Joel Ostash ($20 on #1 and $31.50 on #6), Robbie Eastcott / Charlie McNabb ($31.50 on #3), Austin Hunter / Jason Gorrell ($20 on #5 and $47.00 on #7), Blake Hunter / Chris Kimpinski ($75 on #8), and Stephen David / Kyler Demond ($47 on #9).

Blake's win pushed him to $176.13 on the money list which is about $100 more than the five guys closest to him. Last year Jason Gorrell had won $205.50 at this point enroute to setting the single season money record of $351.50.

Robin had the only deuce of the evening for sole possession of the $45 pot. Closest to the pins were Blake Cramer on #5 and Jason Hunter on #9.

That's it for this week. I have to head down to the course soon to help with the set-up for the tournament. Enjoy your day and your weekend.

Let the Summer Begin

I am someone who says that summer is not about a date on the calendar...that it begins once the weather warms up and you can get outside.

That being said, there is something special about this seventh month of the year. For starters, July is a month of golf tournaments. There is the Fundraiser this Friday, the Horse Race on the 23rd, the Seniors on the 26th and the Credit Union on the 28th. The weather always is hotter and dryer in July which is ideal for golf. It even seems the wind dies down a bit and golfers get to experience the euphoria of hitting balls without gusts from in front, behind, or beside them.

Mens' Night always seems better in July. We get bigger turnouts as farmers are a little less busy and others have vacation time. Visitors come to spend time with family and friends and sometimes join them for some Wednesday golf. Also, people tend to stay out a little later and occasionally there is a friendly game of cards at the end of the evening.

Even though last week was June 29th, it still had the air of a July evening. We hit our season high with 33 players and conditions were ripe for scoring. Brad Benton took advantage scoring a very solid 35.

With lots of golfers comes more pushes on skins. Only two holes went, with Austin Hunter / Mike Susinski winning $20 on #1 and Luke Funk / Jamie McCutchin cashing in for $84.50 on #5.

It should be noted that the skin on #1 was won with a combined -3 score thanks to Mike's birdie and Austin's eagle.

Austin's deuce was one of four on the night. He shared the $48.50 deuce pot with his dad Blake, Darcy Kowalchuk, and Jason Hunter.

Darcy was closest to the pin on #5, hitting it to inside of two feet. No one recorded a closest on #9.

My prediction for this week is 40 golfers and a hole-in-one by someone wearing a blue shirt. I know what colour I will be wearing.

If you don't make it for Wednesday, hopefully we will see you at the Fundraiser on Friday. If not, enjoy the start to the best month of the year.

 

Night of the birdie

For the second week in a row we had 31 golfers on Mens' Night. That's a good number but we expect we will soon burst out with a 45-50 player night. Maybe next week.

Conditions were great for scoring. It was sunny and warm and the greens were soft and receptive from early morning rain. There were stories of birdies from all over the course by all kinds of guys.

The term birdie comes from the early 20th century American slang term "bird", meaning anything excellent. Eagle, a score of two under par for a given hole, was clearly the extension of the theme of birds for good scores from a birdie. Albatross, of course, is the term for three under par and is a continuation of the birdie and eagle theme, but is in fact a British term. Three under par is a very rare score and an albatross is a very rare bird. Finally, there is the term "emu" which represents a score of 15 over par for a nine hole round. It was first coined on Thursday in Ipswich, Manitoba.

Skins went on four holes. Winners included Luke Funk / Keith Martin ($69.00 on #1), Pete Ostash / Joe Shwaluk ($20 on #2), Scott Martin ($20 on #3), and Stephen David / James G. ($43.50 ON #6).

Scott Martin also posted two more scores on the ringer board to go to the lead at -5 for the season. Brad Benton and Wes Arnfinson are one stroke behind at -4.

Closest to the pins were Jason Gorrell on #5 and Ken Ostash on #9. Gorrell converted his putt to split the $46.50 deuce pot with Pete Ostash and Scott Martin.

Golf rules and penalties

I wasn't at Mens' Night last week. That's why my blog entry is a bit late. I missed playing because I was on a golf trip at Hecla. The course there was in excellent condition, the hotel was great, the weather was perfect, and the deal was awesome.

Given that I was out of town, I can only report the stats of Wednesday. Thanks to Scott Maynes and company for taking care of things in my absence.

I thought I would say a few words on golf penalties after watching what happened to Dustin Johnson yesterday at the US Open. In case you missed it, while Dustin was hovering his putter behind the ball, the ball moved toward him. At the end of the round the USGA gave him a one stroke penalty. He still won despite this.

I will admit that I have on occasion touched my ball prior to putting and caused it to move. I know it is a penalty but usually anyone who is playing with you says not to worry about it. There really is no advantage. It's more of an embarrassment. If someone told me to take a stroke I might do so...but only after I used profanity toward them. But if a ball that I wasn't even touching rolled toward me, I would blame the slope of the green, the wind, or Milt. No way I am adding that one to my tally.

To be fair, while we are competitive enough on Mens' Night we do occasionally take liberties with the rules. It might be fairer to say that we have adjusted rules for speed of play and in the spirit of friendly competition.

For starters, if someone is starting to address their tee shot and the ball falls off the tee, we tell them to hit it again.  Lots of people play winter rules on the fairways even though it is the summer. A few guys adjust their putting line to avoid dead spots. No matter how badly you butcher a hole on a Wednesday, you max out at a triple bogey. People take practice putts away from the hole after they have finished. On occasion, drops from hazards or from the bushes are estimated rather than measured. All of these are USGA rules violations.

There were 31 golfers last week. I am sure that they all enjoyed a good evening while honouring the integrity of the game. Hopefully none of them broke any rules that gave them an unfair advantage.

Skins went on four holes. Ron Huberdeau won a solo $20 for #2 while Joel Ostash teamed with Tim McWhirter for $20 on #7. The big winners of the evening were the dynamic duo of Blake Hunter and Ron Anderson who cashed in for $81 on #3 and another $53.50 on #9.

The closest to the pins were Brendan Brown on #5 and Daryl McCharles on #9. Daryl converted his birdie to share the $84 deuce pot with Chris Kimpinski and Blake Hunter.

Blake's total winnings for the evening was $95.25, bringing his season total to almost $120. Milt trails in second with $79.50.

Brad Benton still tops the ringer board at -4 with Scott Martin, Neuf, and Wes Arnfinson a stroke behind at -3.

Our second hole-in-one pot maxed out, so we now have two at $1500 and a third at $13 and climbing.

In search of a hole in one...or two

Our second hole-in-one pot will likely hit the $1500 level at which we cap the prizes. After this we will have two $1500 prizes and start building a third. If one or more aces occur on one evening they will split the first pot. If the following week has another hole-in-one, then the second pot will be available to them.

We have not had an ace in a few years since Dale Watson scored on  #5. We are definitely due and I predict it will happen soon. If I had to guess, it will be on the ninth hole with a pitching wedge by a guy with glasses.

There were 25 golfers on Wednesday. It was a beautiful evening  but the threat of thunder showers and a less than promising forecast likely kept some people away.

Skins only went on three holes this past week. Winners included Neuf / Keith Martin ($25 on #2), Dan Stokes ($20 on #4), and Milt / Dale Watson ($20 on #7). The third hole will likely be worth $80 or so this week.

With his win on #7, Milt moved into the lead on the season money list at $79.50...just ahead of Brad Benton's $78.00.

Closest to the holes were record by Ken Wowryk on #5 and Doug Koroscil on #9. Neither they nor anyone else recorded a deuce.

Jason is better than Robin

I didn't go the Mens' Night last week. I do know that Jason Gorrell had the lowest score. Also, I know that Robin Kimpinski didn't. I know these things because that is what Jason told me when I asked him how Mens' night went.

Later when I asked additional questions I discovered that there were 25 golfers, which was way better than the seven the previous week.

Skins went on four holes. Winners included Scott Maynes / Wes Arnfinson ($25.50 on #4) and Darren Ostash / Dale Martin ($20 on #7). Joel Ostash and Mike Susinski combined for two wins cashing in for $20 on both #6 and 8.

Closest to the pins were Wes Arnfinson on #5 and Jason Neufeld on #9. Both converted their birdies to get a share of the $37.50 deuce pot along with Darcy Kowalchuk.

That's all I have for this week. Stay tuned for next week's column when I updated you on the Gorrell / Kimpinski rivalry. I think Jay has to give him ten strokes this Wednesday.

Rained out

For the first time in a long we did not have Mens' Night. It technically was not a cancellation. We just didn't get enough guys. We got up to seven golfers and had a soft commitment from an eighth, but we did not get the requisite ten players needed.

We texted and called everyone we could think of to fill out the slate but no one was interested. It is amazing what a solid day of rain can do to deter even the most avid golfers. On a positive note it was some much needed precipitation for farmers, gardeners, and homeowners.

All the skins carry over until next week which is the first day of June. Have fun. Scott Martin and I will be at the school Band Concert...which I know will be awesome.

Happy long weekend!

My shortest blog entries are when I have something going on that limits my time. It's a long weekend and the weather is nice already...so I am just going to do a quick update and get outside.

Among the 26 golfers on Wednesday, several were making their first appearance of the season. I heard lots of guys finished seeding already so that is promising for next week.

Skins went on 4 holes. Winners included Rob Eastcott / Bob Moffatt ($20 on #2), Blake Hunter / Chris Kimpinski ($20 on #6), Dan Stokes / Brad Benton ($46 on #7), and Stephen David / Jason Gorrell ($29.50 on #8).

Closet to the holes were Brad on #5 and Joe Shwaluk on #9. Neither converted the deuce. The only two of the evening went to Darcy Kowalchuk who chipped in on #9 for $39.

Scott Martin recorded a birdie on #1 to move to the top of the ringer board standing with Brad at -3.

Brad moved to the top of the season money list while last year's top winner, Jason Gorrell, recorded his first cash of the year.

I am done. I need to go clean my cart for an 11:00 am tee off. Have a safe and relaxing holiday weekend.

Optimistic Golf

This entry will be about optimism...which is ironic given the date of the calendar. It is Friday the 13th. To get yourself in the proper mindset, think about how you feel about today. Do you think it is cool that it's the 13th or did you wake up expecting bad things to happen?

I get called an optimist quite often. This past week was no exception. Despite a less than ideal weather forecast for Mens' Night, I  kept texting people with my perceived good news. I noted how the drizzle was probably going to stop before golf began and resume after we finished. I mentioned how the temperatures were going to be warmer than initially projected. Several people who responded noted my optimism. Some seemed to suggest that I was delusional. One or two noted that I was crazy and stated how there was no way that they would golf on such a night.

I even had an interesting moment during the round that epitomized my take on things. On the 8th tee when I almost missed my ball. I grazed it and it rolled two feet from the tee. My first reaction was to laugh, walk to my cart and get a 3 wood, while saying "At least I can still make par".

For the record, I didn't par that hole...but I thought I was going to do so. I should also mention that it was pretty cold out and we did end up getting a little wet. But who cares? We got to hit some golf balls, hang out with some friends, and have a couple of beverages. I went home at the end of the evening a little damp, a little cold, somewhat tired, but pretty darn happy. I expect a few others felt it was one of the worst nights ever.

I have trouble with those who should be playing a game who spend more time golfing than complaining. If you are one of those people try a little experiment next time. Try to note the good things that happen during the round. Don't get hung up on the fact that it isn't as warm as you'd like. Don't lament the wind that blows shots off line, the bad bounces on the green, the lip outs, or the double bogeys. Just be happy that winter is finally over and you get to whack a little white ball around a great little golf course in our small town.

I expect the relationship between optimist and pessimists is similar to that between extroverts and introverts. Opposites that can't figure out why the other takes the perspective that they do. I know when I am around people with a less than rosy outlook on things, I try first to encourage them, before invariably just letting them do their thing while thinking something is slightly off within them.

Pessimists complain that it is only 9 degrees outside. Optimists talk about how that's better than 8 degrees. Pessimists are scorecard watchers who point out how the one errant shot or one bad hole attributed to their less than stellar performance. Optimists are ringer board people. They can have a string of triples leading up to a hole but know that just one birdie gives them a chance to lock in another score.

Of the 11 people that actually showed up on Wednesday in less than ideal conditions, I have to assume the majority were optimists. When we finished, everyone seemed to be smiling...although a few were less than happy with their final score.

Sonny Blackbird and Brad Benton were happy, having won two skins for a combined $60 on #1 and 4. Milt won a skin alone on #5 for $27.50 after pairing with the dummy card. The final skin of the evening fell on #6 to Robin Kimpinski and Dan Stokes who won $20 for their efforts.

There were actually two people who hit the par 3's this week, unlike the previous Mens' Night. Brad was closest on #5 and Blake Hunter was best on #9. There were no deuces or hole-in-ones...so that means both pots get bigger next week.

A few more words on the optimism thing before I sign off. You may have heard that people with positive outlooks on life tend to be happier, have fewer health problems, and live longer. If you haven't, it is true. There's actual research to back it up.

By the way, I just heard the Shoal Lake Band Concert is on a Wednesday in June this year. My daughter is in Grade 7 and plays the trumpet...so I will not be at Mens' Night. How lucky am I? I get to hear some awesome music before joining friends for a drink or two after their round of golf. Heck, I bet I even win Chase the Ace!

That's it for this week. See you next Wednesday when the weather will be much warmer and lots more golfers will be out on the course.

Until then, I encourage you all to be the yellow ball.

New Year's Golf

It's another new year of golf, and with it comes the many new things that start any season. Interestingly, the second week of Mens' Night is like the day after the actual new year's eve.

Often the new golf shirts stay on the hanger for the old favourites that are more comfortable and lucky. Our new clubs are no longer bright and shiny and our brand new golf balls may be scuffed a bit and are missing one or two from their original dozen. The shiny golf shoes that you wore the previous week are already breaking in and showing some signs of wear. The healthy bodies that we started with in April are becoming scuffed from trips through the bush looking for balls. Many of us also have a couple of those itchy bumps from the increasingly present wood tics.

But their is still hope and optimism. Those with new clubs are still excited about how great they will play once they figure things out finally. Some of us are finding balls that once belonged to our slick shooting brethren and we quietly enjoy the satisfaction that comes with knowing that even they don't hit it perfectly. We are hoping for a summer of great weather and looking forward to future Mens' Nights, tournaments, and golf trips. Like New Years' Day, we make resolutions about playing better, getting out more often, and enjoying the game even more.

Scott Martin enjoyed the game more this past week. He was the only person under 40, carding a 37. His score was helped by a chip in for a two on #2...from 95 yards. He split the $33 deuce pot with Milt and Hubey who both got their two's on #9.

Mr. Martin also shared the $22 skin on #2 with Carson McLennan. Skins went on three other holes. Jamie McCutchin and Darcy Kowalchuk cashed in for $22 on #6 while Milt and Blake Hunter won twice, on #1 and #9, for a total of $42.

Closet to the pins were Hubey on #5 and Milt on #9. Milt was in the New Year's spirit buying a round...maybe not for the full club house, but at least for his table.

Two weeks in we had the same numbers as the previous week with 22 golfers coming out to play. Many of our friends in the farming industry were off getting their own seasons going. Hopefully they all get their crops in quickly so that we may enjoy even hire numbers in the weeks to come.

While the forecast isn't perfect for this week, don't despair. Remember it is New Years. We need to be as optimistic as possible. Already the predicted precipitation has decreased and they are no longer calling for rainfall but merely showers. Additionally, you need to be selective about where you get you weather information. For example, as of this moment, Environment Canada's site is calling for temperatures 4 degrees warmer than the Weather Network. On behalf of all golfers, let me say "Screw you Weather Network". This Wednesday is going to be awesome...and someone will buy a round for the whole group after they get their $1500 hole-in-one. Just three more sleeps!

Milt's New Slacks

It's finally here...the day we were waiting for all winter. On Wednesday, April 27th, Milt got new golf pants. You can see them in the picture above...still with the sharp creases down the middle of each leg.

Actually the day that most of us were waiting for was the first day of Mens' Night....which occurred this past Wednesday. Last year I predicted an April 20th start. It was 20 Celsius last week but we were not ready at the Club House.

April golf can be interesting for both the rusty players as well as the unpredictable weather. For example, Scott Martin showed up in shorts. When asked about it, he replied that if it was too cold for shorts it was too cold to golf. Approximately 90 minutes later he was wearing a wind suit and a toque.

Twenty-two golfers opened the season with skins going on three holes. Winners included Ian Paterson / Jamie McCutchin ($20 on #5), Mike Susinski / Scott Maynes ($29.50 on #8), and Ron Susinski / Stephen David ($20 on #9).

Closest to the pins were recorded by Ian Paterson on #5 and nobody on #9. That's right...for the first time that I can remember not a single person hit a green on a par 3 in Mens' Night. I guess we can blame it on the fact that most people were playing for the first time this year. Also, it was really windy.

Ian split the $33 deuce pot with Ron Susinski who chipped in on #9.

Thanks to our closest to the hole sponsors...Kimp Services / Susinski Farms who have looked after #9 for as long as I can recall and the new sponsor of #5 Sandy Lake Locker Plant (Jamie McCutchin).

There are already 10 people signed up for the Ringer Board. Dan Stokes and Robin Kimpinski both posted birdies on #6 while Ian Paterson recorded a birdie on #5. The Ringer Board will run until August 25th so you have the whole spring and summer to lock in scores.

Welcome to our new staff which includes Manager Frances Myhill and wait staff Samantha Ledoux, Hannah Street, and Colten Bell.  We passed a cup and asked people to drop some coins in to tip our new server. Hubey reached in and likely donated $10-15 in coins. I think he had them in his pocket during the round to prevent the wind from lifting him off the ground.

For anyone who is looking for some volunteer work and companionship, we are cleaning up the campground Sunday morning at 10:00 am.  We want to get it ready for season opening. All you need to bring is gloves and a positive attitude...or gloves, a negative attitude, and a cooler of beer.

If anyone is interested in learning more about the golf club or possibly joining the board, the Annual General Meeting is this Monday at 6:30 pm.  Rumour is that Joe Shwaluk will be in attendance.

Let's have a great turnout next Wednesday when the forecast is for 20 Celsius. The steak supper option begins then as well.

It's Over For 2015

This can be a time when we get a bit downtrodden and dejected. Summer is coming to a close, the leaves are falling from the trees, and the long range forecast shows cooler temperatures. However, instead of being sad it's all over, we need to be glad that it happened. Most people would agree it has been a great summer, and a fantastic Mens' Night season.

In a fitting end to a season that had a bit of everything, everyone who played on our final Mens' Night won something. Sure there were only 11 guys because of the cool weather and farming, but still, that is impressive,

Skins went on six holes. Winners included Robin Kimpinski / Ron Anderson ($20 on #1), Scott Martin / Darcy Kowalchuk ($20 on #2), Stephen David / Blake Hunter ($20 on #3), Scott Maynes / John Derhak ($50 on #5), Brad Benton / Joe Shwaluk ($20 on #9), and Jason Neufeld ($20 on #9).

Closest to the pins were Scott Martin on #5 and Brad Benton on #9. Neither they nor anyone else scored a deuce.

The season money winner was Jason Gorrell with a total of $351.50. Second place went to Brad Benton with $258 and Dan Stokes finished in third with $181.75. Jason displaced Scott Maynes who had been the money leader the two previous seasons.

Thanks to all of the golfers who came out this year for Mens' Night. Thanks also to our awesome Club House crew John Derhak, Shawna Hebert, and Tara Horne.

Even though Mens' Night is officially over for the year, some guys are still planning to go out and hit some balls on Wednesday evenings as long as the weather permits. If that doesn't work for you, see you some time next April when we resume for 2016. That's barely seven months away!

One More and Then We Are Done

This coming Wednesday is the final Mens' Night of the year. We started way back in April and we've made it to the end of September. There have been lots of golfers, many golf balls struck, and a good number of laughs.

It is also our 22nd gathering of 2015 which puts us right up there with the most Mens' Nights in one year. We have had earlier starts and later finishes to previous seasons but this year everything seemed to align just right on both ends.

I challenge all of you to get out on Wednesday if you can. Come out for one more evening of golf, another time to hang out with the boys, and for a final chance at that elusive hole-in-one prize. Bring a friend, a neighbour, or invite that new guy that just started at work. The more the better.

Even with the fall farming season in full swing there was a pretty good turnout last week, with 15 players teeing it up.

After seeing seven skins fall the previous week, only two went this time. Dan Stokes and Scott Maynes won $20 on #1 while Ron Anderson and Brad Benton teamed up for $20 on #7.

Wes was closest to the pin on #5 while Scott Martin earned the honours on #9. Scott converted his birdie and joined Jason Neufeld and Brett Griffin in splitting the $39 deuce pot.

Not much more to report...because I was away for the second week in a row. I was golfing in Clear Lake so I cannot complain. If you are going to miss golf you can't get a better reason than because you were golfing elsewhere.

If you can't make it this week, get out tomorrow for what may be one of the last really nice weekend days of summer. It's supposed to be sunny and 24.

No Guilt For Me

I didn't make it to Mens' Night last week. I heard it was pretty good for the 12 guys who played. I had a unbreakable commitment...my 15th wedding anniversary. Despite my wife's encouragement to play I just couldn't do it. She told me it was okay to golf on our anniversary. I just couldn't convince myself that it was.

Golf needs to be an enjoyable guilt-free experience. It just isn't the same if you try to play when you feel that you should be somewhere else. You can't be thinking about the work you are neglecting or those unfinished chores. You don't experience the same level of enjoyment if you wonder if your significant other resents your time on the course.

I am fortunate that I play a lot of guilt free golf. So I was happy to take a night off to celebrate my anniversary. Plus everyone has to miss the occasional Mens' Night.

For the 12 who did play, 6 won money this week. Skins went on 7 holes. This was unusual even for a low number of players.

The brothers Kimpinski (Robin and Chris) won four holes including $20 per hole for #1, 6, and 9 plus $59.50 for #4. Brad Benton and Wes Arnfinson teamed up for two skins, getting $20 for both #1 and 7. The final hole winners were Scott Martin and Jason Gorrell who earned $25.50 for their combined efforts on #3.

Ryan Merasty was closest to the pin on #9. None of the 12 golfers hit the green on #5. Also, there were no deuces.

We have not decided when Mens' Night will wrap up. It will be contingent on the weather and weekly turn out. Once we decide to end the season we will let you know.

For the record, I also can't play on Wednesday, September 9, 2020. That will be my 20th anniversary. Even though I will be absent, I hope that day five years from now is sunny and warm...and I hope all of the farmers are done their harvest early that year.

That Was a Close One

We almost had to cancel Mens' Night this coming week. Some guy from Brandon was supposed to aerate the greens. For some reason he was starting at 3:00 pm and going until 8:00 pm. Scott Maynes told me this a couple of weeks ago. I told him not to tell anyone else until closer to the actual date. I have crisis management training. I knew that it was a bad idea to incite the masses prematurely.

At the end of the evening, with some trepidation, I gathered the courage to tell the others. They took it remarkably well. Some instinctively started comforting their friends. There were some tears on cheeks and the occasional cry of frustration. Yet despite the despair, people were doing okay.

Then like many traumatic situations, there was a glimmer of hope. It was suggested we switch Mens' Night to another evening. First I heard "Let's do Thursday". Then a voice, similar to mine, said "No, Stephen has a board meeting then. What about Tuesday?" Quickly there was consensus and Mens' Night was saved. The tears stopped flowing and the sobbing waned.

But wait. Mild panic arose when we realized we didn't clear the night switch with clubhouse management. Even though Butch was present during the previous discussion, we didn't ask him if it was okay. Cautiously I approached him, nervously explaining the situation and asking if we could have golf on Tuesday. Butch replied with "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention it. They are aerating on Thursday instead, you can have it on the regular night".

Suddenly cheers erupted from the crowd behind me. Plastic glasses and beer cans met in mid air to toast our good fortune. High fives and hugs ensued. I just stared dumbfounded looking at Butch. Why didn't he tell us sooner. We could have lost someone,

I quickly worked past my feelings of anger while looking at the happy faces that filled the club house. There was Brad Benton, smiling and telling stories of how he teamed with the dummy card to win two skins ($20 on #7, $20 on #9). The tears on Robin Kimpinski's face were replaced by laughter as he and Jason Gorrell recounted the skins they won together on #1 ($20) and #8 ($31.50). Even the normally stone-faced Scott Martin seemed happy as he congratulated Brett Griffin on their shared $20 skin on #6.

With Mens' Night saved, we were free to celebrate with Ron Anderson and Brad Benton who were closest to the pins on #5 and #9. We even cheered for Brad when we discovered that his two on #9 won him a share of the $28.50 deuce pot with Ian Paterson.

The evening wrapped up with many of us sharing our feelings about the crisis that was averted...and pledging to return next Wednesday at 6:00 pm to support each other further.

Three in the Tree

Normally I don't write anything about what happened before Mens' Night on the blog. Occasionally, if someone has a practice round of 36 and follows it by a 48 I mention it. Or if a 48 is followed by an official 36 I say something. But usually I keep the golf references to what occurs between 6:00 and 9:00 pm.

However, sometimes very unique happens. This Wednesday, for example, while enjoying some warm-up holes, Dan Stokes hit a great drive on #8 to the 100 yard mark. Then he hit his wedge over the green to the trees behind the green. And the ball did not come down. Below is a picture of Dan pointing to his ball. Remarkably, he hit his third shot from where it was lying and then got up and down for bogey.

For the actual Mens' Night round, the highlight was Leslie Blackbird's score of 33. He paired with Neuf to win skins on three holes ($20 on #2, $20 on #6, and $44 on #7).

The only other skin of the evening went to Jason Gorrell and Dick Edgeworth who won $22 on #9.

Closest to the pins were Scott Martin on #5 and Jason Gorrell on #9. Gorrell converted his putt to share the $30 deuce pot with Robin Kimpinski.

Gorrell's combined winnings put him at exactly $300 for the season, the first time anyone has reached that plateau.

With the fall farming season starting up, there were only 20 golfers. Many more turned out for the season-ending Nine and Dine on Friday.

Remember we have switched to a 6:00 pm tee off time for the remainder of the season. Hopefully we will see you on Wednesday for our 19th Mens' Night of the season.

A Good Day for a Golf Movie

It doesn't seem to be a great weekend for actual golf, especially today with the heavy rain and thunder. You may have to get your golf fix somewhere else.

There is always golf on TV. Tiger Woods is playing in the final group on a Saturday for the first time in a couple of years. There's also the Canadian Womens' Open.

Or you could watch a golf movie on Netflix, but not Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore which are curiously absent. They also don't have Tin Cup, making me think that Netflix doesn't like golf. They do have a nice documentary about competitive youth golf called The Short Game which is worth watching.

The Ringer Board wrapped up this week. Jamie McCutchin won the first flight with a -8 score, followed by Robin Kimpinski at -7 and Darcy Kowalchuk at -6. Jason Neufeld captured the second flight with a -2 with Scott Martin second at even par.

The prizes for the ringer board were divided as follows - 70% for the first flight (40/20/10) and 30% for the second flight (20/10). With 19 golfers participating, the cash payouts were 1st flight ($76, $38, $19) and 2nd flight ($38, $19).

For the regular Mens' Night there were 24 golfers. Numbers were predictably down a bit given that many of our friends in the farming industry were busy getting ready for harvest.

Skins went on five holes. Winners included Jason Neufeld / Jason Hunter ($34 on #1, $39 on #6), Darren Ostash / Kyler Demond ($24 on #2), Wes Arnfinson / Larry Koroscil ($143 on #3), and Darcy Kowalchuk / Kevin Bartram ($20 on #9).

The $36 deuce pot was claimed by Darcy Kowalchuk. Closest to the pins on #5 and #9 were Ryan Merasty and Darren Ostash respectively.

Before I wrap it up I would like to congratulate Dave Gill who had a hole-in-ne at the Tamarack Golf Tournament this week. Dave's ace was on the 12th hole in Clear Lake and helped him win his match.

Remember, starting next week we go to a 6:00 pm tee off for Mens' Night.