One for the history books...

Usually, writing the blog is fun. Even though I know it isn't widely read, I actually enjoy doing the recap of the previous Mens' Night. While it is fun to occasionally have someone mention something that they read, the reality is I get enough satisfaction out of the writing that I don't really care if it is seen by many.

Some times, however, when I get busy with other things, writing the blog is a bit of a chore. I end up dreading having to do it a bit...pushing it until the Tuesday before golf before I complete it because of some weird sense of responsibility. I even have to talk myself into believing someone is waiting for it...lest I simply say the hell with it. Tonight, this was almost the case.

I have decided that I am no longer simply the blogger for Mens' Night...I am now the self appointed historian. Twenty five years from now, when someone gives a 75 year old Brad Benton heck for hitting from the red tees, people will be able to look back to the blog to see that the rule for the red tees is 90 years and over. When a young man by the name of Dustin Gorrell gets teased for his crazy slice, people can check the blog to read how his old man was the same way back near the turn of the century. When Nathan Maynes comes home from university for one night and wins a few skins, everyone will remark how his dad could likely wheel himself out of Morley House and still kick his ass. When old man Derhak gives some golfers a ride home 25 years in the future, he will likely tell them stories of how he used to do the rounds of town after poker, dropping off the late nighters. An eighty year old Wes Arnfinson, riding shotgun, will confirm this. When one of Blake Cramer's sons brags about winning a $200 skin, someone will tell him old Mr. Kimpinski won $212 once.

So tonight I am not writing a blog, I am writing another chapter in the Mens' Night history book. Let it always be remembered, that one September 19, 2012, Blake Cramer won a $63 deuce pot after hitting it close on #9.  Earlier, Sport hit the closest to the pin on #4. Also, never forget that on the same night, six skins were won, including Neuf and Dale ($20 on #1), Ronnie and Jason Hunter ($39.50 on #2  $105 on #8), Scott Maynes and Benton ($31 on #3, $31 on #6), and Murray and Blake ($20 on #9).

May they also remember the following week (tomorrow night), when all the farmers were done and the weather was sunny and in the 20's, when Mens' Night had the best September turnout ever. So it is written...so let it be done.

Hit it easy when it's breezy

Last week was a windy time for golfers, both at home and abroad. Those of us in Shoal Lake experienced steady wind and gusts of up to 65 km/hr. Across the pond, the British Womens’ Open  cancelled Friday's round because of the wind. The gusts there were over 100 km/hr. I suppose we can’t complain given that we were able to complete our round on Wednesday.

Brad Benton took advantage of the windy conditions to issue a challenge to other golfers. He ended up betting a dozen guys that they could not score at a certain level above their handicap. At the end of the evening, it was close to a wash as some guys came in lower than expected while others carded season-high rounds. Brad chirped me and told me that I was the only one who did not take the bet. He must have forgotten about the other nine guys who wisely took a pass.

You may have heard how a low compression golf ball is best for cold weather golf. Did you also know that a golf ball with lots of dimples is best for windy days? Adding dimples to the cover of a golf ball increases the potential distance of flight due to improved aerodynamics. Increasing the number of dimples on the ball will further increase the resulting benefit. A company called Dixon Golf manufactures a specially-designed golf ball with a 428 dimple pattern that assists that player in maintaining distance in the windiest of conditions.

Robin Kimpinski actually provided some evidence that a special golf ball is helpful on windy days. He found a yellow Sponge Bob ball on the second hole which he used for the remainder of the round. On a night when there were several scores in the fifties, Robin and Sponge Bob came in with a 35.

There were 22 golfers but only two skins went on Wednesday. Mike Susinski and Dick Edgeworth cashed in for $29.50 on #1 while Scott Maynes and I won $21.00 on #9. Closest to the pins were recorded by Ron Susinski on #5 and Maynes on #9. Neither they, nor anyone else, carded a deuce.

There are not many Wednesday's remaining before we pack it in for the season. Let's make this week a good one!

Wine at Mens' Night?

Twenty golfers came out on a cooler Wednesday evening, on our twentieth mens' night of the year. The 6:00 pm start was very necessary given that it was already getting dark at 8:10 when most golfers were finishing. It was really dark when Neuf and his BFF's from the railroad crew found their way to the Club House after 9:00 pm. We weren't sure what they were doing for that extra hour or so...although Brad and Robin were willing to speculate for those of us waiting.

There was excitement in the air as some of our farmers and farm-industry guys made a reappearance. Many golfers excitedly texted their friends and spouses to report the return of local legends such as Ron Susinski and Hubey. Given the returning of these big shots, other guys tried to impress them by using utensils to eat and by drinking fancy wine from a bottle. Consequently, I will bringing forward a motion that wine may only be served during ladies night or Nine and Dine.

Whether it was the result of the lower temperature or other factors, it was not a great evening for scoring. There were reports of slices, hooks, shanks, chunks, skulls, pop-ups, chili dips, and worm burners. On a positive note, I did not hit anyone with a golf ball fired from a three wood from 140 yards away. Thankfully, it has been like three weeks since this last happened.

Scott Maynes and Dale Watson won the only skin of the evening, cashing in for $20 on #4. Closest to the pins were recorded by Benton on #5 and Jason Hunter on #9. Jason converted the two-footer for the only deuce of the evening...and cashed in for $99.50 as a result. As expected, Benton complained about the poor pin placement that caused him to two-putt. This was actually a legitimate gripe this time given that Joel tucked the flag on the ridge in the middle of the green. There were actually some four putts there last night.

The early tee-off time will continue until the end of season...whenever that might occur. We are supposed to have above average temperatures through September...and we went until October 6th last year. Personally, my hope is we golf until December. Realistically, I imagine at least 3-4 more weeks at a minimum.

Here's to the ladies!

On Friday evening at the nine and dine, a female golfer told me that she liked my blog about the farmers. I appreciated the kind words but then I became slightly rattled. I realized that females were reading my posts...and I felt badly that I have not been catering more to that segment of the golfing population. So...to honour our better halves...this blog is dedicated to the ladies who golf and who allow their husbands and boyfriends to come out to mens' night.

Where to begin? Mrs. Eastcott's son Robbie was closest to the pin on both par 3's and converted both putts for deuces. I bet she is very proud of him. Tina Maynes' husband Scott also had a two, as did Mrs. Juce's son Michael and Mrs. Anderson's husband Ron. The five would have split a $69.50 deuce pot had they not generously donated it back for next week.

Tracy Kimpinski's significant other Robin had a fine night on Wednesday...winning three skins on his own. Robin paired with the dummy card to win $212 in total, the largest single haul in mens' night history. Of course, my sense of history only goes back twelve years, so I apologize to anyone who did better before 2001. Robin won $65 on #3, $20 on #4, and $127 on #6 to catapult him to the top of the money list.

The dummy card is used when we have an odd number of golfers. The middle score card goes with the low pot, and a copy of it goes to the high pot. This is the first time anyone has found cash with the dummy card. On other occasions, people have won skins with dummies, but in those instances the dummies have been actual people such as myself. Robin has Karen Juce's husband Dave to thank for contributing to the dummy card.

The other skins were won by the Eastcott and Maynes boys who won $20 on #5 and $84 on #9. I am sure they dedicated their victory to their moms.

For those ladies who might these columns, I thought I would give you a bit of perspective from the golf world to help you appreciate your men a little bit more. In golf, a below par performance is considered really good...so feel free to take that same approach when you deal with us at home.

With the shortening days, we have decided to roll back the start time this coming week to 6:00 pm. Spread the word. By the way, this will be our 20th mens' night of the season!

Where have all the farmers gone?

What happens if you schedule mens' night...but almost no one comes? Those who show up play anyway. Twelve of us came out on Wednesday. We hit some balls, had a few drinks, and even stayed for a good game of cards.

Unfortunately, twelve is an extremely low turnout. While it makes for a really quiet room when we do the prizes, it also makes for pretty low prize values. Plus, mens' night is one of those social activities where the phrase "the more the merrier" applies. So on behalf of those who were there on Wednesday, I have one request. Please try to finish all of your faming quickly because we need you back.

Last week I mentioned how low attendance often translates into lots of skins being won. Well that trend lasted for one week, because only a single skin was captured this week.  Scott Maynes and Clayton Hunter struck paydirt on #1 winning $20 for their combined -7 score. There was a $120 pot on #6 that went unclaimed despite three birdies. Of the six groups, five scored an 8 to push the hole.

The Anderson twins (Rob and Ron) were closest on #5 and 9 respectively. Neither they, nor anyone else scored a deuce. Speaking of Rob, congratulations on your recent marriage. We have a support group for married men that meets in the club house after mens' night. We gather to talk about our wedded experiences while occasionally playing some cards. You are welcome to join us.

The twelve in attendance did make an important decision about the season money list. We decided that any cash won for a hole-in-one does not count toward the money list. This is the same as we do for the PGA tournament drafts and the ringer board. So the money list has been reset...and Benton is in the lead.

Back to my appeal to the farmers. We need you and your farming friends out for mens' night. I am even willing to drive one of your tractors if it gets you out sooner. I should mention that I know nothing about farming, I cannot distinguish between different types of crops, and I can't drive a standard. I am also allergic to flax and I am uncomfortable around livestock. But if you are willing to take a day or two to teach me how to be a farmer, I am willing to spend an hour or two some morning driving your most expensive piece of farm equipment around one of your fields. Given that it is quite humid lately, it would need to be something with an air conditioned cabin...and maybe satellite radio.

Ringer board results

The Ringer Board can’t end at the same time next year. The middle of August is a time when my work group has their annual conference. For some reason back in April, that seemed like a nice time to have the final ringer scores due. So not only did I miss out on an extra week to complete my own card, I also missed out on the confusion regarding how to wrap up the leader board. After several texts back and forth, it was resolved by the group in attendance that any unfilled scores would be triples.

When final numbers were tallied, Scott Maynes won the championship flight with a score of -7, followed by Brad Benton’s -6, and Jason Neufeld’s -4.  Neuf won on a countback against Joel Ostash. In the first flight, Mike Susinski won with a +2 followed by Austin Hunter at +3. All money will be returned to participants with 70% to Flight 1 (40, 20, 10) and 30% to Flight 2 (20, 10)...or cash values of Flight 1 ($100, 50, 25) and Flight 2 ($50, 25).

In the regular golf, eighteen golfers battled it out for prizes.  Usually, the fewer the golfers the more skins get paid.  That was the case last week, as five holes went.  Winners included Mike Susinski / Chris Kimpinski ($20 on #1) and two sets of double winners -  Jason Neufeld / Ron Anderson ($20 on #4, $49.50 on #5) and Jason Hunter / Jamie McCutchins ($25 on #2, $20 on #7). Fortunately, bigger skins on #6, 8, and 9 made it through the week.  The sixth hole will likely be around $125 tomorrow night.

Closest to the pins were Neuf on #5 and Benton on #9. Only Brad converted the 2 and he and Scott Maynes scored the evenings only deuces.  They allowed the $27.50 pot to carry on for this coming week.

See you tomorrow evening.

Apologies for my lateness

Well...the fact that I am updating the blog the night before the next mens' night shows how nice our summer has been this year. It has been too nice to this past week to sit at the computer and spend the hour or so it takes to update everything. I am always reluctant to say this because I am not sure what constitutes a good summer for farmers. Hot weather can be just right for some and too dry for others. Rain can bring much needed moisture or cause overly wet fields. I am not saying that farmers are finicky. Instead, I am coming to understand that farming is a relative thing and good conditions for one person may mean less than ideal conditions for a neighbour. All I understand is that sunny and dry weather is great for golfing. The only bad thing with recent weather is we are losing golfers who also farm...as was the case last week when we dropped down to 33 golfers.

Skins went on three holes. Winners included Jim Geekie / Jason Gorrell ($20 on #1), Ron Huberdeau / Jamie McCutchins ($20 on #4), and Mike Heatherington / Jamie Huberdeau ($20 on #7). The skin on #1 was noteworthy in that it was won with a combined score of -3.  Gorrell made a long deuce and Sport helped out with a birdie.  The other deuce was recorded by Neuf and the two Jason"s split the $121.50 pot.  Closest to the pins were recorded by Brad Swereda on #5 and Neuf on #9.

After having eight sub forty rounds in the previous week, only three golfers went low this week.  Robin Kimpinski led the way with a 38 followed by Benton and Neuf with 39's. There were an unusual number of high scores with multiple 49's and several over 50.

Don't forget that tomorrow night is the last night for the ringer board. Given that I am away tomorrow, I had to lock in a couple of bogies last Wednesday. Best of luck for birdies for all those with holes remaining.  Good luck to Maynes and Benton who will go head-to-head tomorrow at -7 and -8 respectively.

Don't diss the rookies!

It was a disappointing night on the golf course as no one recorded a hole in one. However, the weather continued to be great and we had a season high of 49 golfers.

Scoring conditions were perfect with eight golfers coming in with sub 40 rounds, led by Robin and Benton with 34’s.

Four skins were won on Wednesday including Wes / Keith Martin ($24.50 on #1), Doug Koroscil / Blake Hunter ($24.50 on #2), Jason Wowryk / Jason Gorrell ($66 on #4), and Robin / Dylan Kimpinski ($24.50 on #7). Hole number 6 will be the big one this coming week, checking in at an estimated $120. Our second hole in one pot is also closing in on $1100.

There were four deuces recorded on the evening. Congratulations to Ron Susinski, Ken Stewart, Brad Benton, and Jason Wowryk. It is worth noting that these generous individuals chose to throw back the $73.50 pot for next week.

Closest to the pins were recorded by Robin Kimpinski on #5 and Jason Wowryk on #9. Not content to simply win the prize, Robin also wrote a “FU Maynes” on the sheet, mocking the poor golfer who was previously closest. We have worked so hard to get Scott interested in golf and his game is finally coming around. We can’t do things to discourage him. On behalf of the whole Mens’ Night crew, I apologize on behalf of Robin. We hope that Scott doesn’t choose to give up the game as a result of this.

Speaking of Mr. Maynes...great job on organizing and facilitating the horse race tournament. I would also like to formally register for next year's tournament now. Hopefully I am the first.

We only have two weeks remaining on the ringer board – August 8 and 15. If you have holes remaining you need to get busy filling in your score card.

In case you are wondering, the forecast for this week looks good!

Dale Watson hole in one!

Dale Watson struck gold on Wednesday, recording the first hole in one in several years.  Dale aced the 185 yard par 3 fifth hole and received the $1616 pot for his efforts. 

Everything else that happened on Mens' Night takes a back seat to Mr. Watson's efforts...so this week's blog is all about him.

Congratulations Dale!

British Open pool winners

The British Open pool has wrapped up.  Congratulations to the prize winners:

$140   Wes Arnfinson
$40     Chris Kimpinski
$20     Ken Stewart

British Open pool – final standings:

Team points are shown on the link to the left.

1. Wes Arnfinson 307
2. Chris Kimpinski 285
3. Ken Stewart 281
4. Dallas Malchuk 268
5. Jamie McCutchins 250
6. Luke Funk 236
7. Scott Maynes 226
8. Darren Ostash 223
9. Brad Benton 215
10. Brodie MacEachern 205
11. Daddy Derhak 204
12. Rob Kimpinski 197
13. Mike Susinski 193
14. Stephen David 192
15. Brayden Stewart 192
16. Ron Susinski 182
17. Peter Ostash 180
18. John Derhak 140
19. Jason Hunter 137
20. Hubey 133

Horse Race on Saturday

Our Horse Race tournament is this Saturday.  Information is found in the links section to the right.

Previously I mentioned an incorrect number for the limit of entrants.  We are accepting 72 golfers...and right now we are over 40.

Contact Scott Maynes at 365-6458 to enter.

Don't blame the greens

Forty three golfers enjoyed what is becoming somewhat routine...beautiful weather for mens' night. I write this on a sunny afternoon in which I am looking forward to nine and dine tonight.

Incredibly, there were some who complained about the conditions, saying it was either "too hot" or "too humid". A few even lamented the green speed on a day in which the course had a trial run with a green roller. Let's be realistic. The biggest variable causing variations in scoring and trouble with ball striking is the beer cart. When it comes around, we feel happier...but that joy usually fades after the deteriorating motor skills impact our play. Green speed has less effect than drinking speed...although if both are fast you might be really screwed.

Skins went on four holes on Wednesday. Winners included the father /son combination of Blake and Theoren Hunter ($64 on #2), Devin Allen and Pete Ostash ($64 on #7), Wes Arfinson and Devin Stewart ($64 on #8), and Dave Gill and Stephen David ($159 on #9). That last skin was the largest in recent memory.

Pete was low man of the week carding a 36. Closest to the pins were recorded by Mike Susinski on #5 and Blake Cramer on #9. Like the Hunters, the members of this trio are all related.

After 5 deuces last week, there were none on Wednesday. That will likely put our next deuce pot just under $200.

The British Open draft was popular this year with 20 entrants. Payouts will be $140 for first, $40 for second, and $20 for third. Teams are posted on the links section on the left side of this page. Final results will be available Sunday evening.

I hope to see you all next week, both at Mens' Night and the Horse Race.  Speaking of the horse race, we are no up to about 40 entrants with a cap of 72.  Contact Scott Maynes if you have yet to enter.  For those involved, you will get to try your game against the winner of this year's Grey Owl tournament in Clear Lake, Jay Thiessen.

Blue skies, red tees, and pink shirts

It was a tough night to golf, especially if you didn’t like warm weather with minimal breeze.  For those who liked nice weather, it was the perfect evening. 

Despite the excellent conditions, or perhaps because of them, there were lots of pushes and only two skins won. Theoren Hunter and Jason Hunter cashed in for $42.50 on #1 while Scott Maynes and Dick Edgeworth won the same amount on #4. 

Five deuces were recorded. Congratulations to Brad Benton, Wes Arnfinson, Ron Susinksi, Cody McLaughlin, and me for our collective efforts and good fortune.  As is customary when there are over four winners, or when Milt is one of the winners, the prize of $64.50 was donated back to fatten up the pot even more for next week.  That should make it about $130 if recent attendance continues.

Tom Gibson recorded his third closest to the pin of the year on #5. Meanwhile, Brad Benton was tight on #9 after hitting the stick from the tee and almost holing it. 

A few new rules were implemented last night.  Effective immediately, if you are over 90 you may play from the red tees on 3 and 4 during mens’ night.  Those players 90 and under must use the whites. This rule passed with overwhelming consensus.  A second rule which stated that golfers only get two pieces of garlic toast passed but was received with less enthusiasm.  A third motion was made to ban pink shirts on Mens’ Night.  Unfortunately, this motion was defeated.

Forty-three golfers this week wasn’t bad…although we have yet to hit fifty this year. Let’s make 50 our goal for next week. Tell your friends, neighbours, and relatives. Email them, instant message them, post to their Facebook walls, or drive your tractor over by their tractor to talk to them.  Let's make 50 a reality. If we get past that number, we will do two random draws for additional prizes.

A reminder that the Horse Race tournament is fast approaching.  Check out the details on the links section to the left or talk to Scott Maynes to register.

Father's Last Golf Drive

Robert Kimpinski has been recently diagnosed with late stage 4 prostate cancer. His son Robin has organized a cool fundraising campaign in his dad’s honour.

The proceeds from the fundraiser will be used to support the local community owned golf course which Mr. Kimpinski helped to build.

More information is available at:
     http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/133808

Independence Day

This week we golfed on the same day as our American neighbours celebrated July 4th.  If you think about it, golf is all about independence. One person decides what club to hit, one person hits the ball, and one person tracks their own score. Most of what happens on the golf course is up to you...and the pleasure or pain that golf induces is generally a personal experience. 

In a way, Mens’ Night is kind of like our version of Independence Day. We will start with the most basic analogy…of how Mens’ Night is sort of a weekly independence for the golfers from work and home. We had our own version of fire works, when two groups on adjacent holes fought over the beer cart girl. Like July 4^th celebrations, we had barbecues, with people overindulging in food and drink.

Like our jingoistic cousins, our finest red, white, and blue colours were on display on Wednesday. There were guys who were red with embarrassment from some of their wayward shots.  One of those guys was Robin, who after hitting two or three balls into the bush on #1, sculled another shot and threw his wedge into the trees. There were others who felt blue after their round, such as myself when I saw that my partner and I had no combined pars on our scorecards. And there was a bunch of aging white guys….which made me realize we need some more diversity in our group.

There was ceremony. In fact, like the American Independence Day, our founding fathers figured prominently, with two of our senior members doing very well. Hubey and Clayton Hunter tag teamed to capture the elusive skin on #5 which was worth an incredible $161. Hubey also got closest to the pin and a deuce on #5…a feat matched by Wes Arnfinson on #9. The boys shared the $105 deuce pot for their efforts.

Our American friends look at the melting pot of cultures as a symbol of their independence. Mens’ Night is no different. Two immigrants (out-of-towners) worked together for the only other skin of the night, getting $21 for their efforts on #6. Congratulations to Phil Ostash and John McMillan. It is worth noting that like the American experience, golfing immigrants get paid less than people that were born and bread there.

Like life...golf goes on...

Much to my surprise, mens’ night and graduation night not only can coexist; they can actually both flourish at the same time. You may recall a few weeks ago when we discussed whether or not to switch the golf given the commitments of many to attend grad. Thanks to the wisdom of Keith Martin, we didn’t change it.  And last night grad was extremely well attended and there were almost 30 guys at Mens’ Night.

While I was one of the grad attendees, I didn’t mind given a bunch of the other regulars were in attendance. Wes and Blake were beaming as their kids completed their high school education. Brad Benton was all dolled up in a suit and tie and hair gel.  I almost didn’t recognize him without the ball cap. Even Robin didn’t seem to mind being there instead of the golf course. Our young golfers like Devin Allen and Theoren Hunter appeared to enjoy grad as well, both picking up a couple of high school awards before sitting back to acknowledge their respective brother’s rite of passage. And then there was poor Neuf, who didn’t go to either. He had to work at the hotel because all of his work colleagues wanted the night off to attend the school ceremony. Good job Neuf!

In terms of the golf, 28 guys enjoyed a relatively nice but windy evening. Among their ranks were two who made their first appearances of the year, Dallas Malchuk and Tom Gilson. The low round of the night was a 41 carded by both Dale Newton and Ron Susinski.

Skins went on five holes, including #! (Tom Gibson / Jason Gorrell - $20), #2 (Ken Ostash / Carey Findlay - $20), #4 (Joel Ostash / Bob Moffatt - $20), #6 (Dale Martin / Cubby $20), and #7 (Dallas Malchuk / Sport - $73). Thankfully for those of us who were away, the two big skins on the par 3’s remained intact. The fifth hole should be worth around $150 next week while the ninth should be in the $115 range. Also, we have over $2500 in the hole-in-one pots.

The previously mentioned Tom Gibson was dialed in, recording closest to the pin on both #5 and #9.  Thanks to our hole sponsors Shoal Lake Hotel and Susinski Farms / Kimp Services.

Of the 10 people who won skins, an incredible eight of them were first time winners. This year, 44 people have won cash. The top earners of the year to date are shown below.  Check out the prize winner link to the left to see how much cash each has brought home.
1. Brad Benton  
2. Blake Cramer
3. Robin Kimpinski
4. Scott Maynes
4. Stephen David

Thanks to Luke Funk for taking care of things while we were away. And thanks to everyone who golfed for honouring the request not to win the big skins on the two par 3’s.

Fuel efficiency, good husbandry, and rainbows

Recent studies found average golfers travel 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means, on average, golfers get 41 miles to the gallon.

The study actually stated that golfers “walk” 900 miles per year. Not many people walk at our course…and almost no one walks on Mens’ Night. This isn’t because of laziness; it is because of caring, efficiency, and safety. All us Mens’ Night guys need to be on call in case our work or our wives need us. If they phone we need to be able to abandon golf in an instant and rush to our vehicles to get home quickly. Also, we need to ensure that Mens’ Night is finished before night fall, so driving ensures that is the case. This has the added benefit of getting us home to our significant others earlier. Finally, there is the safety factor. Last night, for example, some of us were playing when a couple of powerful sun showers hit. Had we stayed exposed on the greens and tee boxes we risked serious health issues such as wetting of thinning hair and pruning of fingers. Luckily, we had the roofs of our golf carts to provide us with shelter.

The forty golfers who showed up enjoyed a mostly sunny and clear evening, with the exception of the previously mentioned burst of rain. Plus there was a double rainbow which provided a calming backdrop as I finished with double on my final hole.

Skins went on four holes including those won by Keith Martin / Robin Kimpinski ($20 on #1), Chris Kimpinski / Dale Newton ($20 on #4), Stephen David/Cody Cornwall ($59 on #6), and Tyler Martin / Kevin Headland ($59 on #8). The deuce pot of $60 was split by Jamie McCutchins and Devin Allen.

Jamie was closest on #5 while Ken Stewart won the honour on #9. Thanks to our hole sponsors Shoal Lake Motor Inn and Susinski Farms / Kimp Services.

In other news, there was no other news. No one told me anything, although Benton was wired early on about something that happened...but then he forgot to fill me in with the details. Maybe it was the story he told us later about how Robin is so awesome and how Robin is the greatest user of computers and technology ever.

My group was relatively quiet. The most exciting thing we dealt with was Wes’ new haircut, which apparently included Milt gel (insert your own joke here). We were so dull that even Gorrell stopped hitting the big slices and went straight...and he hasn't been straight since '97.  Neuf was quiet and almost went the whole night without raising his club while uttering profanities toward the heavens. Scott Maynes complained on every hole regarding how poor he was golfing but ended up taking eight pars and one bogey for a horrible round of 37. I recommend that we all buy him a drink next time he is out, and see how he does on Mens’ Night with a slightly fuller tank. His score will likely go up but I bet that he has more fun.

Mr. Maynes did ask me to remind you about the Fundraising Tournament on July 6th as well as the Horse Race Tourney on July 28th.  Contact him for further information or to register.

As you know, many of us will be away at Shoal Lake grad next week. I ask only that you have fun, play your best, and stay away from the skins on #5 and 9.

US Open draft

US Open pool picks are in the links section on the left side of this page.

1.     411  Darren Ostash
2.     390  Stephen David
3.     372  Robin Kimpinski
4.     357  Chris Kimpinski 
5.     346  Mike Susinski      
6.     331  Jason Hunter          
7.     319  Ken Stewart           
8.     290  Jason Neufeld        
9.     287  Austin Hunter        
9.     287  Brad Benton       
9.     287  John Derhak     
12.   278  Wes Arnfinson  
13.   251  Darcy Kowalchuk
14.   228  Kevin Bartram   
14.   228  Ron S. / Doug K.  
16.   219  Luke Funk

What are the chances...?

Thirty-five golfers took their chances with some ominous looking clouds...and got in nine holes as rain and lightening seemed to hit everywhere in Shoal Lake except for the golf course. There was a scary moment when I was teeing off on the third hole and heard the ambulance. I thought for sure someone had been struck by lightning.

Most golfers like numbers and statistics so here are some interesting ones for consideration.  The odds of getting a hole in one are approximately 12 500 to 1 for an amateur...and around 7 500 to 1 for a professional golfer. The odds of being struck by lightning are closer to 600 000 to 1. So, as an amateur, you are 50 times more likely to score an ace then being hit by a bolt from the sky.

Before you get too excited about the hole in one odds, 12 500 to 1 is similar to your chances of winning an academy award for acting.  It is actually more likely that you will be fatally injured from a slip in a shower or bathtub (3500 to 1) then going from tee to cup in one shot. Hole in ones are random.  Sure the better you play the better your chances. But there are hackers who have holes in one while some PGA pros are still awaiting their first.

In terms of local odds, your chances of winning a skin last week were approximately 6 to 1. That was because six guys out of 35 made cash. They included Ken Stewart and Clayton Hunter ($20 on #1), Brad Benton and Dick Edgeworth ($39 on #2), and Blake Cramer and Jason Hunter ($121 on # 4).  The big prize for the last pairing was the largest single skin this year. If we use the skin winners as our sample, the odds of someone over 50 winning a skin compared to someone under 50 were 2 to 1.  All of the first four winners qualify as senior golfers.  In other evening odds, it appeared you had approximately a 12 to 1 chance of getting a deuce.  We had three (Brad, Austin, Ken).

Closest to the pins were recorded by Austin Hunter on #5 and Joel Ostash on #9.  Thanks to our prize sponsors - Murray Farm Supply and Kim Services / Susinski Farms.

There were a couple of important decisions made by the mens' night which are worth noting.  Firstly, the 7:00 pm experiment is over after one week.  We will be going back to 6:30 pm tee-off times this Wednesday. Secondly, golf will continue on the regular night on June 27th despite Shoal Lake grad the same evening. Thanks in advance for Luke and Neuf who will run things then.

One more comment about lightning. In North America, about 5% of deaths due to lightning strikes occur on golf courses. Remember always to make safety a priority. If you must golf in inclement weather, play with someone taller.

7:00 pm next week

You know I don't have alot to write about when the title references something happening next week.  We will push the start time back to 7:00 pm starting June 13th to accomodate the guys who work later and those guys who want to golf until it is dark. 

Forty three golfers enjoyed reasonable conditions on a relatively warm but somewhat windy evening. Starting off it appeared that it would be a night of great scoring.  Unfortunately, that was not the case for many.

There were three good skins that went on Wednesday including #1 (Joel and Hubey $43.50), # 3 (Stephen and Butch $88.50) and #5 (Dave Gill and Scott Maynes $88.5).  Looking ahead to next week, that means six skins with some nice cash attached, including #5 which will likely be about $125.

If cash prizes appeal to you, the hole in one prizes are sizable as well...at $1616 and $792.  Just to clarify, any hole in ones on any hole (including par 4's) claim the first prize.  If by some stroke of good fortune, there is multiple hole in ones on the same evening, you split it like the deuce pot.  The intent of the $792 is to have another reasonable pot ready to replace the first one should it fall.

The low score of the evening was Wes Arnfinson, whose 39 won on a countback against Mike McLennan's similar score.  They were the only two sub 40 rounds of the evening.  Wes said it was the first time he was ever the low guy.  Meanwhile, Brad and Robin rolled their eyes while glaring at him. On the other end of the scale, there were some 60's as well.  Out of respect for those golfers and their families, names are being withheld.

Wes also had closest to the pin on #9 and Dick Edgeworth hit it tight on #5.  Only Dick was able to successfully convert the birdie.  He split the $64.50 deuce pot with Cody Cornwall.

Looking ahead to the future, there are a couple of things worth noting.  Next week is the US Open, so we will have a draft for anyone that is interested.  It will be one of those in which you select one golfer in each box for a $10 entry fee.  Also, Shoal Lake grad is Wednesday, June 27th and many of us will be involved or attending.  We will propose a different night for that week...and we will chat about it on June 13th.

Until next week, may all your putts be true, and may all of your found balls be Robin's mishit Pro V1's.